story story......

hey everyone...seee hen..just forgive me ooo.... i know i av been a prodigal blogger...lol.....make una no vex....am coming round to it........again..lol
hmmmn.....where do i start...i dont even know sef.....
first and foremost sha....DS HERE PLACE IS BORING!!!!!!
am losing it guys....i sit at home all day just looking round at er'thing....its rily borrring....
i know ur saying...go out now...well .....i did.....and i still am but meeehn., am giving up soon.....
anyways lemme give u small gist......

samie.....
so ders ds russian babe in my class....she fine o....as a bad guy naw, i first give am space, after a wyl....i decided to move in....so we got talking and...became close...u know...d walk around together kinda close....na so, one day o i ask d babe say make we hangout....just hangout...na im shge begin dey give me epistle...."i rily cam here to study, i dont wanna date anyone rily....."...shuo!!!! abeg...abi for russia if u comot with person e mean say una don dey date be dat???? na wa o....so i just freed her jor....na she know wetin dey do am sef.....


tina....
ok ...ds one na naija gurl....and its a complicated issue...i've been seeing d babe for a wyl naw ....u get...in dl ibrary, around...u know .....eyein each other and stuff.....but i never walked up to her...u know...big bois dont do that ish meeehn.....so ther was ds party like dat, and i knew she was gonna come...so i decided to go too...and dress isshly...lol....i went with my friend...but getting there, i didnt see her....now , i had told my friend about d babe but i didnt know her name....(meanwhile, another friend of mine was into the babe die......but the guy was fronting....instead make im tell us say he dey feel d babe....im dey form....mscheeewwww).....i was so engrossed in gistin and yarning wiv some friends dat i didnt see d babe come in....and boy...was she stunning when i finally saw her....only for me to look beside her and see my friend!!! backstabbing SOB meeeehn...oh boi...d guy stuck to the gurl like glue throughout oooooo....im no gree comot...so i decided, if shamu would not leave d mountain alone....NBB will go and join him der...lol....so i walked up to them..and i was gistin with the guy...but all d time i was looking at her, and she was looking at me....i mean d signs were there meeeehn....but as a player naw...i gave her a curt nod, and i walked away....(never let a gurl know ur into her.)...
when we left d party ...i teased d guy about d babe...omo no be small matter ooo...d boi don fall...confirming wat i heard about d babe....say she fit turn guys to mumu...na wa oo....
soi decided to play mind games with her...when i se her, i dont greet or even look at her...then at times, after she passes, i'll call her back an accuse her of feeling too big to greet....hehehe...

a few days ago, i ws in d library , and ds babe comes up to me and we start gisting,....am finking...wats going on here.....anyways, since my guy likes d babe naw, i av freed her for him...abi naw? no be say e no pain me oo..but ...noin sha.....
or wat do u guys fink?


deb....
some of my friends had been stayin at ds block of apartments for bout 3months now....and dem no sabi anyone....well... last nite...i went to hang with them as usual... and i saw ds babe coming in as well...i just formed gentleman, hold door for am....na im we begin gist for stairs ooo...she invited me up for tea...cos it was kinda cold anyways....she said her and her flatmate were new and didnt rily know anyone around....my point is this....how d heck u gon have 2 single sweet babes in ur block, looking to make friends and u dont even know!!!! well...i guess as a bads guys...i've beat them too it...dem no even shame...lol....their fighting for the other one now...lmao...

so guys i know ds was prolly kinda boring...but like i said..i'm losing it ere....boredom is killing me......


and..oh yeah...i'm considering coming out of my shelll guys....waty'all fink...remain anonymous or not??

hey..updates from liv'pool

hey everyone....ows y'all doing? wats been going on naw...?...so i've bn in liv'pool for three weeks now, still no babe...well...work in progress.... some prospects sha...

so...there's ds babe...we had a lil fling back in naij...even though she had a boyfriend...(i always seem to attract 'hooked' gurls...duno y...lol)...anyways so she's in b'ham...as soon as i entered liv'pool, she was like i shuld come and see her....or she culd come see me....but she wanted to see me....i finished my lectures for d week on wednesday and so i decided to go the next day...see me rushing to train station naw...enter birminham thinking omo meeehn...it must go down!! abi? Error!! see dulling!!! all i could do was touch meeehn...i touched and touched and evert other thing but omo, d babae no lemme enter ooo...it got to a point ehn, i just got fed up, and turned round to sleep...she didnt lemme sleeep ooo...but still no sex...i told myself there and then...omo not 1 more night in this zones oo.....u go just roast...lol...so d next day...was back on the train to liverpool jor....mschew...lol

so last nite..i went to a parry at albert docks....well twas a naija thingy, and as i had missed my naija rocking naw...i decided to go ooo.....omo meeehn!!! see babes!!! chai..my eyes wan pop with wetin i seee there....hawt hawt gurls meeehn!! but as i know no anyone naw, just a few ppl..i kept to myself...but meehn....ds babes...it was as if there was a prize for the highest body parts revealer...i saw new meaning of skimpy...lol....anywyas, got a few numbers sha...chai!!! just rememebered i was s'posed to call one today....oh...and i got rily high too...lol...twas cool sha....

so i moved into my new place bout two days ago.....ryt..and i decided to go shopping today...went shopping for everything from pots and pans to biscuits and juice...i mean everythin!!! as i was coming out of the mall sha...i noticed one chick was behind me...she offered to help me carry one of my many bags o...so i said thanks and gave her one...we got to the bustop...and ds convo ensued ooo
me: thanks a lot...i appreciate it...
she: where u from
me: (*thinking*...shuo...wetin concern tortise wit mango? ...u don help naw...dey go!...)...i'm from nigeria
she: oh nice...am from kenya...so wat do u do...

well.... blah blah blah...we went on and on with introductions and yarnin while am still thinkin in my mind ...babes wetin dey??!!

she: so u wanna hang out sometime?
me: sure...anytime..just gimme a call
she: well...i'm only free on weekends...what you doing today...like from now?
me: (*thinkin* ok..ok..ok...ds one na setup...i start looking round for cops or summin..maybe na undercover or she wan set me up oo....)
well to cut d convo short...d babe followed me back home ooo...right there ....yes oo....
but omo meehn...my mind no rest...
i just dey imagine diff things...what if she has a gun...what if she wants to set me up for rape? wetin i go do naw...so i text two of my friends yarn wetin happen in clear english..i no use pidgin sef.....so i go use that one as evidence say na she talk say she wan follow me...lol
well...sha sha...we had fun smal...but i no near am ooo....she siddown for one chair , i siddown for another one ....i no even go near at all...she sent me a few hints but i do like say i no sharp...lol...she later left and said she's coming tomorrow...what do u guys think sef? na setup?
anyways i'll give u guys gist sha....

i feel like am getting boring oooo.....help!!!
ds is me signin out ...lera....

btw, anyone feel like chatting or summin anytime? ds place is serzly boring..u culd just drop ur mail addy .... abi?


and y'all shuld pls check out mosoon at mosoon.blogspot.com...thats an order...lol

wickedness or caution???

ok...first and foremost ehn...wats d deal with ppl just accusing me of sturvs meeehn....ppl wey no even send me before, now they heard am in jand they're accusing me of not telling them...abeg shei na mars i go ni...or jupiter wey i go announce to the whole world say i dey comot...that said...there are actually a few people i am really sory i couldnt tell...and i feel bad about it tooo....

ok here's my own side of the story...i had decided to defer my admission till next year so, up until d last minute i wasnt making any plans to go anywhere....then, at d last minute, i changed my mind...i decided i was fed up with naij, ehn, so i carried on...i quit my job(ok, they had that coming meeehn...i was fed up with the job...for real) and applied for my visa a few days to school resumption. so, honestly , i wasnt sure i would get it in time to resume, cos the school had given me a deadline... therefore, i decided to keep it to myself till i got the visa meeehn...what if i tell ppl, and then i dont get it in time to resume, they'll now be seeing me around ehn...even if they dont say it...u can be sure they'll be thinking it in thier mind naw...shei im talk say im dey comot...he never gooo?? lol....so i didnt tell anyone...not my sweet mystery blogsville chick(the one i met the other time)...not bee, not jay ...nobody meehn...well, mosoon...(remember her) had an idea...and dat was it... i left the day after i got my visa...i had to wait till i got it before i told anyone...u know...do u guys think i was wicked....? really?

bee says she cries to bed everynight...jay...dat one don fashy me sef...lol....and blogsville chick...well, i wish i had met her again before leaving..i rily wanted to but she was busy...i wish i had really....

so do y'all fink i'm being wicked??

the weather here is horrible...wish i was in london...i no know who send me come ds place now...the ppl are so not nice...my second day here, my phone got stolen...imagine! plus d whole racism saga...trust me it exists meeehn...how would you explain white boys releasing thier dogs on black guys or throwing things at them....tell me dats not racism and i'll take you to see a shrink!!! or little kids running inside their house when they see a black dude!!!!

anyways, d gurls here are just der jor....d oda day, i went out with a friend yeah...i experienced first hand friend pimping ryt there...some gurls set their friend up with one dude like dat that looked like he came out of superman comic...mscheeewww...(biff!! yes i know ..i know...!!!! lol)..anyways they practically carried this babe to d area d guy was...then they left her...next thing i see is this babe eyeing the guy,,, noooo ogling the guy seriously...d stupid dude sef was wasting time...i said chai, if it was nbb ....i go don finishjob sharp sharp...the mugu finally walked up to her and they lived happily ever after shei...? well maybe for the night!!! i know ur thinking whats my own naw...abi? well maybe i wouldnt have been vexing so much if the stupid friends had not come to drag her away from my side and whisk her to superman. nonsense!! see me already calculating ooo.....mscheewwww!!!!

ok ...this may be kinda boring shei...just manage it jare ...ndo...i am still trying to get into the full bloggin mode...lol

catch y'all lera .....

fuckin racist pricks

meeeehn......i just had to blog about this meeehn...i just had to....i tot racism had ended meeehn...i cant fuckin believe this !!!! abeg make una see for yaself.....

so i got into liverpool a few days ago...(gist later)...and i've been house hunting since yeah...i finally found one place like dat oo...first rubbish wey i hear....the owner of the property said i shuld talk to the housemates first...if they are ok with me? imagine!! na who get house?
ok, that one pass.....abi....so i carry my two legelege waka go the house naw, go meet the people...
as i reach naw, all them na whitey, i say hmmn...ok oo.....but make i still yarn....the man sef come join them...na im dem carry themselves enter kitchen begin dey yarn....i no know wetin them yarn sha...but dem talk say they go call me yeah...?
later now, text enter say they had a chat and they dont think am right for the house...shuo??!! why?
so i fire am text...i say u guys are racist....they fire back say no be so...that they think i'm the quiet, reserved type so they wont be able to stay with me?...that they want a fun loving, outgoing kinda guy.... shuo? a whole naija bad boy??!!! reserved??!! quiet??!!

so i fire am text back again give em epistle of myself ooo....i now decided to pay them a visit...gen gen...as i reach naw, we yarn well...i give 'em the load down as i be...u know naw...we don dey flow...i don dey fink say everything don settle....them say them go send me text again...
i didnt get a text from them so i decided to go there myself...wuld u believe dat this guys were at home but refused to open dor for me....instead they sent me message as i dey outside say they still dont think am right for the house!!! imagine!!! tell me wat it is if its not racism abeg...am so sos effin pissed meeehn....i'm so pissed....i'm even thinking of filing a lawsuit right now!! i swear!!! but serzly , wetin una think? rily!!!!!

ps. am sorry this had to be my first comeback post meehn...but it just happened and am still boiling meehn..

fuckin idiots!!!!

the boi is back...yaaay

hey hey hey...i'm sooo sooo soooo sorrry y'all...sheeet wata am i doing sef? y'all have prolly forgotten bout me...well ..i dont blame ya...but i been busy meeehn...wat with school and all....
i've got gist meeeehn.....but i gotta just chill first ...make i see if una miss me or even remember me sef....lol

btw...any blogger in liverpool? ehn? cos meeeehn....e be like say them pursue every body comot for china say make them come here meeeehn...me i no understand ds one ooo....well...they got some cute gals too sha...lol....

give y'all gist soon....lera...
missed you guys a lot....

bubbles: hugs and kisses to you babe for caring enuff to check on me jare...you're my one and only love ooo....as long as u never fashy me...

so who won blogsville bachelor? sir scribbles? u guys shuld gimme gist oooo....
catch y'all lera

Been a whyle meeehn.......

hey ppl.....hows y'alll meeehn....i know..i know...long time shei?...wow...its bn dat long meeehn.....avnt put up a post in 4ever...wow....
anyways...nuffin special has been going on sha....how've u guys been naw? u guys had better say u missed me or else...!!! eh ehn!...sha sha....am soo sorry..i was sleeping...then unwritten came and woke me up sha...lol....thanx jare....
so where was we...ehn ok ...*yawn*..crushes abi?

but wait ooo..b4 i continue, make i gist u bout werin i see oo....i just dey for weekend jejely dey watch match ooo....na so text come in..."M.D is a youth living with hiv/aids in nigeria. dont stigmatize him..blah blah blah...as in serious ish ooo"...See, M.D is my friend...and d texter is his ex-gf. meeehn i bow for gurls ooo....but d girl na craze gurl...she don text another friend of ours b4 sef say she wan f**k am sef....she tatooed d guys name on her body sef...d craze reash der...Omo, e be like say d gurl one commit oooo....i say my guy don enter am...me i no go like enter that kain one shance ooo....

o yes and to all arsenal fans out there....sorrz meeehn...d berra team won!! yes ooo...*hi-5 with sir scribbles*....

eh ehn...now to our gist ...abi ...crushes part 2...or make i call am escapades....

so i finished skul ...and as a sure boi...got into unilag straightaway...ok..ok...dem use leg for me but still...i be sure boi naw....
lag was fun...i was finally free...abi? oh boi.,..d endless opportunities awaiting me...
well...lets analyse lag lifestyle...for u to be a badss guyss u must ...
1. av money
2. av a car
3. be a fine boi...

and like i said naw...sure boi, all requirements met meeeehn....
unfortunately, no one prepared me for uni gals meeehn...no one told me my high skul juvi yarns wouldnt go anywhere with uni gals...lol....borrow me ur pencil/??? ishh!!! forgerrit meehn!!

so am wasting away....for about 1 semester...just going for parties, raves and all...but no chicks meeehn....den i met them evil guys...T, TT and K....oh boi...they so led me astray....lol...ok..well not too far....girls, drinking, everything u can think of except smoking... yees ooo....i know ryt? wuld u believe me, a whole naija bad boi has never lit a cigarette!!! talk less of smoking one...lol

enter miss T..
miss T is fine, but she's one of those gals that are just there when it comes to levels and all...but innocent me naw, i tot it was all about fine gal shhei?
so i met miss T, yarned her up...we started dating immediately (*raises eyebrow*...bad guys abi)...i took her to my room...we started kissing, kissing led to touching, touching led to smooching and yeah yeah as u have guessed...ended in hot sex meeeehn....
we're out and i tll her i'll see her lera...ryt? i go to my friends....and am like guys i gotta gurl meeehn...who?, they said...miss T naw...
T: u dey craze? dat gurl? abeg abeg abeg..make una too no come near me again ooo...u wan finish ur rep abi?

K: guy, that gurl no make am meeehn..na just face she get....go break up wiv am now!!!!
i know u guys arethinking well...am a man of my own so i can decide to stayw with whoever i wanted ryt??? WRONG!!!
so i go to see miss T...and am like,....errr, umm...gal i made a mistake, i just want us to be friends meeehn....that was d last time i ever spoke to her meeehn!! miss T, wherever you are...am soooo soorrry!!!!!!


movin on....F.
F was ds fine babe meeehn...slim, tall , fiiiiine,.....i was in serious lust/like with her meeehn...i was crushing tops....well..i no waste time... i moved sharp sharp...hello , hi...we started talkin oo... i tot er'thin was going on well oo...so i decided to ask her out....na der wahala happen....NO!!! ahn ahn werin i do naw? ...i cant date u cos am taller dan u! am like for real!!!!!! look at this akpasusu oooo...nonsense...but sha ..she break my heart oo....never spoke to her again till i ran into her at the mall a coupla months back..she just look me say hi...i dey look am like say " idiot....see ur hand don fall now abi..i don turn big boi, u dey tell me hi" ....lol

Then there was M:
M was one cute gurl like dat....she actually won miss cute for the set sef....she was in a clique like dt...everythin looked sealed...3bois, 3gurls...
but as a bad boi naw...i enter am, fish am out from d clique.....na im dem bois one dey vex ooo....see me see trouble oo, i ask dem guys b4 i asked her out, and all of them said they didnt av intentions.....next thing ooo...i ask d babe out...she says yes...den d very same day , like a few hours lera, two of d guys asked her out,...without telling eachother...imagine ooo...friends!!!
well, my own was ...y she dey cry to me say she dey confused? as in ...how i beg....am i not ur boyfriend???? i broke up wiv her dat same day on d spot cos of dat sha ...i mean, make up ur mind girl.....


anyways...back from old skool gist to new skul jooo...
so i'been chattin with this blogger sha...and she's real cool meeehn....fine, set, and funny as hell...(if ur head shuld swell der ehn??!!!, i will....*wink wink*)....so i mmite meet up wiv her sha...but u guys know i cant give u classified gist sha....u know.....

Jay came to see last week....left ma office to go hang wiv her...so we in my place and we get down meehn...no sex..well cos...read my post....but she does every thing for me meehn...i swear ds babe has a way of making me go crazy...so far she's d only one dat has rily made me ...gaga.... i dont know wat came over me meeehn, but when it was my turn, i did evrything in d book....meeehn... evry f**kin thing!!! i mean...i culd compete with r-kelly meeeehn...(if u know wat i mean...am not gonna expand on dat meeeehn...lol)...meehn...she saw bliss, i culd tell meeehn....i was all over her...everywhere...my hands, my mouth, my body...every part meeehn....i took her tio the very heights even without entering her....when she had calmed down, she held me so tight...whispered in my ear...."i'm all yours."
dang..now am in trouble!!!

PS. reading thru ds, i know it may be a bit boring...so y'all just bear with me jare...its not m fault....its bn long, av forgotten how to yarn sef...lol....
pwomise to do bera next post....:D...

cheers

crushes

how y'all doing naw....me av changed me mind bout travelling ooo...am goin nowhere!!!!! yup...any one dont like it can kiss my ... ...umm...umm...not guys ok..not guys....eh ehn!!!

so i'm just sitting here reminiscing meeeehn....all my crushes down d road....lemme gist y'all sha....

Primary school...yea i know ryt....but meeehn....is not my fault yo...u see, one of my elder sisters friends came to visit...i got 3 elder sis and a twin sis BTW..hmmn...u dont wanna know wat ds gurls used 2 do back then oo....newyas i digress...so ds girl...make i call am amy....she's hot...well i know ur thinkin wat did i know bout hot back then ryt? but meeehn...trust me i knew...!!!...she stayed wiv us for bout a month, cos my parents werent around...meehn...i dey trip 4 ds gurl...i used to luv playin wiv her...d gurl know no say all d times wey i dey snuggle up to am, na current i dey tap...even though she was bout 8 - 10yrs my senior...lol...but meehn...sha sha...she was my furst crush...lol...

Sec...Jss1-3...ok, meeehn..around ds phase of my life...i forgot bout gurls....meeehn.. iwas just dorky....lol...for real meehn...u dont wanna know ...chai...i fuck up oooo.....

SS1: so new classs, new peeps ryt? am dying for ds new babe in my class.....meeeehn....fine gurl and all...but dorky me culdnt yarn oooo....i swear i was always day dreaming bout this chic meeehn...at times i'll work up d courage eehn...but the moment i see her, liver go fail...lol....u wont believe it went on like ds till i left dat school for a new school oo....have not seen dat babe since then...wonder if the crush will still be der if i see her now.....

SS2...new school, new settings....story of a dorky geeky boy....chai..u dont wanna know meeehn....

so i resume at my new school and am forming americana for them...lol....my very first day, am seated at the corner yeah, ds gurl walks up to me...hi, ur cute..can i meet u...i swear...*ok wat am about to say now must not pass d borders of blogsville ...lol*...d gurl extended her hand ooo......*in my defense...prior to that i had never touched a gurl...well apart from primary school touch me i touch u innocence*...omo...as u have guessed...i didnt take d hand ooo...i was blushing like a grinning buffalo..i turned to the wall and was blushing furiously...i think my complexion even changed dat day sef....lol...meehn..it was d talk of d school meeehn...but trust ur boy naw...as a fast learner...i go give u dat tori some other time....

SS3...am already a bad guy....u know naw...gurls tripping and all dat..ok some instances to prove...

(one day, i was with one fine ss2 gurl...u know d whole smooching-while-pretending-ur-doing-nothing-in-the-hall right....lol...well lera on in d evening, i decide i want some more spice, so i call one gurl like dt...ds d convo dat ensued oo..now judge urself whether i be bad guy or not...lol

me: hey, will u call miss c for me....

ss1 chick: ok...

ss1 chick takes a few steps...turns round and says...senior k, why am i even going sef...its me dat wants u joo.."

i swear shock carry me as i hear dat one...shuo,..gurl wey i no even know...well...as a bad guys, u can guess ...get ur mind outta d gutter joo...u ...yes u!!! ahn ahn...i only...alryt alryt...who am i kiding ryt? lol...

moving on....so am still in ss3 ryt, and am dating this ss1 hottie...dat one sef na another tori...cos d gurl don fall plenty boys hand but me...sharp sharp...anyhow..back to gist (lemme mention dat she's now so hawwt!!!!)...turns out her school mother had a crush on me...same school mother ended up disvirgining me...imgine....

ok...ds post is gettin too long....so i'ma give part 2 lera......u know...uni gist...dat one suppose sweet pass cos action dey..

yeah...shout out to my gurl bubbles for reachin out to me on her blog...dodo babe...lol..

and ds one is to leggychukwu ...u've been asking bout beee.....

well i had a heart to heart wiv her...and i told her she didnt av to change who she is just cos of me....that i like her d way she is ...so....we back and good now.....yaay....

aii ppl....ds is me signin out......peace

another gay guy?? na wa ooo

hey everyone....imagine ooo....part 2 wan happen....dem no fit ctch me again meeehn....see me see wahala ooo, last nite i was sleepin jejely on my own when ma fone ring...*ring ring*...na 1 gurl ooo , said we met last week and i gave her my number...but me i no rememer ooo....plus her voice was sounding doubtful meeehn so i decided not to play along this time...yes oooo....one gay call is enuf for me naw....if you dont understand, check my post on gay guy, or wat...then u'll understand....she called me d first time, i said i didnt remember, she gave me a clue....said she'ld call back....when she did, i told her i didnt remember still, she gave me another clue ...she called back again, i still didnt...so she said she was gonna call me lera....me i know even wase time oooo....i press delete sharp sharp...make i no go make mistake call d babe out of boredom... abi naw....?

ok...fine it may not be a gay dude, but it culd be some gurl playing a prank meehn...if she's serious, she'll call back.....eh ehn!

PS...so i've decided to take a break ooo...after coming under much criticism from my last post...ahn ahn...d blogsville mamas and co av spoken to me ooo...they said my own is too mush...

ok...my initial reaction was to devote a whole post to yabbing them till their drawers came off...but i decided against it...

...so am gonna be silently watchin er'thing happenin around blogsville...abi naw?

since they have told me to shut up.

...to all that would miss me...well, if anyone at that....am grateful...

i am on my way to blogsville airport now, taking the red eye to commentcity...will let u know when i get there....take care y'all

PS.PS(lol)...*sob sob*...*sniff*..i dont wanna gooooooo....*sob sob*

random...can i?

hey er'one...how's y'all jare.....yaaaaay... d weekend is coming so am in a very fabulous mood ryt now....infact...parry starts today meeeehn

so av never really had a random post...not sure if i can..but ama try ....

hot chick - so i went to lunch wiv that office gurl i was yarning u guys about sha....dont worry oo...am not theifing her from her boyfie again...we at ds restaurant eating and gisting naw...nd i look up...wat do i see....meeeeeehn..this ..this...hawt..no incredibly hawt, fair , lovely beauty walked in...u know d kinda gurl that stops guys conversation naw....shoooooot....i was speechless meeeehn....dang...d gurl wiv me sef dey scope d chick....haba...i wanted to ....meeeeehn i rily wanted to....but ahh...liver fail me...yes o ppl...liver comot... i tot of all the possible hello lines...but meehn...chai...e still dey pain me till now.... fiiiiiiiiiiiiine hawt gurl just go like dat...now dat am finkin of it....i for just go sef...shei she no fit kill person naw....but e dey pain me sha.....

emma - hehehe....i know y'all have beeen wairin for that emma gist ehn...wat happened when we got to my place...abeg comot ya mind for gutter jooo....well...ok ok ok...wt do u fink...'ma tell u a story...u tell me if its true or false ...then i 'll tell u....hehehe...

heregoes....

so we get to the house...she's like "nice crib, u stay here all by urself?"...am like yeah....na so she start oo....she don dey describe to me how she go like arrange d place....shhuuoooo....say wetin naw...she don dey picture interior design for her head...dey tell me werin go she go put where....i just dey look am...for my mind i say....ds gurl no serious oooo...she don 4get say she get husband?

so we enter my room...gen gen...i move str8 to d bed....she hesitates...then comes to lie beside me...ok here's where u decide...true or false....

i roll over so am just beside her and my face is dangerously close to hers...am looking at her lips...she understands.... i kiss her....she kisses me back....we start smooching and touching .....i employ my skills again....yes oo....d whole kiss and body evry...oh av told u how i kiss abi...not told u d oda one...hehehe..trust me...dat too is like d ish meeeehn....lol....so back to the gist....i enter her lookin into her eyes and knowing dat now ders no turning back....the comments on emma's post rang in my mind...especially he "karma" part...lol....but shoot, i was already in....i had done it...gen gen...she's moaning...am thinkig....dang...her phone is ringing...she cant see it cos we in d missionary babay..lol...i'm on top, i can see the caller id...it reads " boo"...i look at her again....she's gone...lost in pleasure...lost totally to the world...i look at her phone ringing again......i pull out..."ur boyfriend is calling you", i say...she's stunned. i walk out of the room...i know i have done a bad thing...but i'm hoping it hasnt gone too bad....i can hear her talking to him now....she ends d coversation with "i love you". i look at myself in d mirror...i hope i dont turn out like dat guy...pls mrs karma....am sorry...seee, am not calling you a bitch oooo....ehn?

ok..see ...now i have done it again ehn? i tried to do some random sturvs and i ended up posting tori...ooooooo!!!!next time i'ma try again...lol

PS. thanx everyone for ur comments on my last post .... plus d insults and the yabs tooo...i thank you all and i appreciate it..i have made it ryt ooo....

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K.

farewell beee.....

i know i told y'all i was gonna spill part2 of my last post...but hmmn...sumfins seriously weighing me down...and i need all the input i can get on this one....

ok....here goes....

i remember the first time i saw her...she looked so innocent and harmless...she looked like she culdnt even killa a fly. Bee, still a young innocent gurl...she was naive in every way...and ended up falling for my bad boi charm...it was her innocence that attracted me to her...i needed someone pure in my life...i tot i culd do widout the sex...i didnt want to spoil her...

we started dating...lil by lil, like leaves off a tree in autumn, her innocence started to fade away...

we started kissing and smooching....she loved it...i always tried to hold back...to control myself, and i succeeded.... i had to keep havin sex...so i turned to other gurls...but she was still nummer 1... she got to know about ds...she got angry...i could take that...she was livid...i could take that too...she starteed blaming herself for my infidelity...that i couldnt take...it broke my heart to see this innocent beauty point her innocence as the reason behind my infidelity...she wanted more...

Baby...what i love about u is ur innocence, dont take it away...i love to look into ur pure eyes, cos in them i find solace for my wrong doings...the way you look at me with so much luv...it always makes me feel better...why...oh why...would you do this to urself...?

She wanted to come to spend the weekend with me...the first time, i refused... i kept trying to avoid her....i stopped picking her calls...one day she called me....she was crying..she said i was breaking up wiv her.....baby....no...never!!! ok, u wanna see me...come then....

she came the first weekend, i didnt do anthing....as she was going, she looked into my eyes and said...K, the next time i see you, if youy dont make a move, then am gonna rape you...i was shocked..i knew she was reachin that point where her innocence wuld be zero...

she came around the next weekend, she got drunk...i was drunk too...she did everything in her power to get me to do it...all the unimaginable things u can think of...she kissed me in places i didnt even know u culd be kissed...i was weak..i felt my wall caving in..i gave in....as i entered her, she screamed...her scream was a dagger through my heart...i had taken it away...i had mixed feelings...she was not the first virgin i had slept with, but she was so naive...i felt a tear drop down .... i had messed up... i had to make things right.

She changed so rapidly, it was hard to remember the way she was...her 'naivety' was totally gone...in its place, a deep knowledge of her sexuality...she had changed...

She sent me lots of erotic text messages and said lots of stuff to me on the phone...one day, after reading a text message she sent, my heart broke....i realised that i had created this....this erotic, seductive monster... or had i? was she a bad gurl in the making? was i the cause or just a catalyst to a reaction that was bound ti happen anyways?

i have decided to show you this text message for you to judge...

"u know wat am thinking bout ryt now?how much m goin to make u moan wen next i c u, n dis tym , i'll make u come ova and ova...i'll do evry single ting u want me to. m goin 2 suck utill u beg me 2 stop, n finally i'll have u drill me.how is my d**k doing?"

i read this text over and over, adn funny thing was, rather than get turned on, i felt sad...i remebered that young innocent gurl...where is she now? i want her back.

she came to my place over the wknd, she tried to av sex wiv me, but i couldnt...i told her to sit up..i told er everything...everything i told u guys...she said i didnt spoil her...she started crying...within me , i knew i hda to make it ryt...my best bet was to let her go...i wuld hate myself for every moment i look into those eyes...she doesnt blame me, but her eyes do.

Goodbye bee, i wuld always luv u...u still hold nummer1 in my heart...i luv u.....

PS. i know y'all are gonna criticise me a lot, and prolly diss me....so i wont bother reading over to correct errors sef...just bear in mind that am pouring my heart out to u ppl of blogsville..